Aug 15, 2003

Two Hicks Hunting

One day two hicks decided to go hunting. One of them fell over and didn't seem to be breathing. The other hick called 911 and told the operator that his friend was on the ground and he thought that he was dead. The operator said, "First make sure that he is dead." There was silence and then a shot rang out. The hick said, "okay, now what?"